The Uninteresting Chronicles of a High School Student

January 12, 2010

Dead Excel day #2: Hatsune Miku

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More important things beckoned, so I won’t be posting today. Instead, enjoy this Hatsune Miku song, generated electronically with Vocaloid. (A splendid program, I must admit.)

January 11, 2010

“The College Admissions Scam”: Legitimate Presentation or Sensationalist Rant?

(I really should have posted this yesterday (when the OP-ED in question was published), but eh. Deadlines are meant to be stretched, especially since more important stuff get in the way. Anyways, read it first, since I’ll be jumping around a little bit and it might help to know the context.) In any case, onto the post:

A recent OP-ED, titled “The College Admissions Scam” was published on the Boston Globe, a newspaper known for being the epitome of journalist integrity. The article in question attempts to address a highly controversial and important issue:  the integrity of college admissions. The writer, Neal Gabler, wrote a book about how Jews created the film industry, stars in a film whose title suggests that Hollywood was somehow responsible for the Holocaust, and apparently appears on the completely neutral and factual Fox news.


January 10, 2010

How NOT to do your RSI application

UPDATE: I just noticed that I posted an early draft instead of the autosaved latest one… Sorry! Some of my incoherent rambling must have been hard on the reader’s eyes and mind. Should be fixed now.

I have noticed recently that a large portion of my blog hits came from Google searches like “rsi teacher recommendation”,  “rsi application 2010”, “mit rsi application”, “research science institute rsi acceptanc[sic]”, etc. Note that it is now January 10th. The application is due January 15th (not the postmarked date). The US Post Office typically takes 2-3 days to send Priority and First Class mail, so it means you have somewhere around 1-2 more days to actually do the application and get the recommendations if you haven’t already done so. That’s assuming that USPS actually gets your application to CEE on time. It’s not like USPS screws up on a regular basis or anything, right?

Just no. Procrastinating so much for an important application like this can be extremely bad for your chances, and when you send in the application at the same time as about over 9000 other applicants, chances are it’ll get lost in the frenzy, and you’re left to wonder why your self-addressed postcard hasn’t been returned yet. A lot of people applied early (some even started as early as August 2009).

Now, I’m assuming that we got past the programming fail in the application (mirror, .pdf) and finished the individually completed sections without much trouble. Let’s say your credentials look like this:


January 8, 2010

Breaking news: Leftovers now worth more than fresh food

Being a slow Friday with nothing especially controversial or technical to rant about, I decided to take a look at my day and rant about the miscellaneous things in life. Since a post about creationism or Scientology would probably lead to a dead Excel before the next morning, I must resort to the alternative of discussing a more plebeian issue: the school lunch.

While cookies haven’t murdered people at my school yet, (more…)

January 7, 2010

Dead Excel Day #1 and Indian Obesity

Nothing interesting happened today aside from some very frustrating assignments, so there won’t be much of a post. In short: 3 days left to finish art commission, 3 essays to write for tomorrow, and 1 very busy Excel results. (The school team won academic league (again), that makes 3 wins 1 loss so far this season for both varsity and JV. But no one cares about that, so read on for news you might, on the off chance, actually care about.)


January 6, 2010

Chaosbrot update: Applet rewritten

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EDIT> This has its own Wikipedia page now. Hmm.

Since I have nothing extraordinary to blog about and someone complained that the chaosbrot applet from last time did not let the user view any fractals other than the relatively uninteresting one I had chosen, I took a few minutes and coded a slide bar for it. Here’s a view of the new UI:


January 5, 2010


Enough whining about summer program applications, here’s a legacy fractal applet I dug up while writing Project Euler code…

Excel Excel presents: CHAOSBROT


Application Breakdown: RSI (Really Selective Institute)

RSI (Research Science Institute) is one of MIT’s three main residential summer programs and apparently one of the most competitive and prestigious in the nation according to Caltech. Hmm, not bad. Not only does the program only accept 80 students, only 50 or so are actually from the US with the 30 remaining slots allocated for foreign students and DoDEA members. College Confidential forumers (who are obviously infallible and omnipotent) claim that about 5% of RSI applicants are accepted annually (does that mean only 1000 people bothered to apply to it in ths US?). That does seem quite formidable for an optimistic estimate, considering that you’re more likely to get into Harvard with their 7% acceptance rate


The Governor’s Lottery of New Jersey

While I would prefer to be lazy and assume my readers know what everything I say refers to, unfortunately not everyone in the world who might read this blog lives in New Jersey. So here is the “selective” summer program in question.


Hmm… A Blog.

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After entertaining the thought of starting a website and subsequently finding it nigh impossible to register a domain without access to a credit card or bank account, a WordPress blog suddenly appeared as a welcome though somewhat limiting alternative. While I have yet to explore the limits of this service, the fact remains that I am now able to log events/rant/upload to the blogosphere as I please :). As for the value of actually blogging as a 11th-grade high school student… I’ll leave that up there for thought later. Probably.

(Don’t expect extremely short posts or religiously frequent updates; this is not Twitter (although some inane user out there linked the two blogging services). To avoid emulating that shining example of human stupidity, short, one-sentence/word/character posts will not be present on this blog. If such content appeals to you, perhaps said cesspool might be a better place to lurk.)

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